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		<title>A Story In Which King Vikram Discusses If Kurt Cobain Was Authentic</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2010/06/28/a-story-in-which-king-vikram-discusses-if-kurt-cobain-was-authentic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 22:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Faith can endure centuries of failure. 
Even though so many of his ancestors had unsuccessfully tried to kill me, King Vikram hauled me on to his back and said, “Today’s the day I kill you, you foul vampire.” 
-If you must, O’ King, I said charitably. “Before you do that, let me tell you a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A story in which King Vikram explains why Indians like Imran Khan and dislike Javed Miandad</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2010/06/13/a-story-in-which-king-vikram-explains-why-indians-like-imran-khan-and-dislike-javed-miandad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 03:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vikramandthevampire.com/?p=424</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was sitting on my tree thinking alternately of sports and other matters combative, when King Vikram pulled me down.
-Foul devil! he said. Today, I will kill you, and complete the incomplete assignment of my ancestors.
I had heard this threat before, and was not unduly worried.
- O’ King, I said in an even voice, even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which King Vikram Explains Why Its Ok To Be Vegetarian Even Though Plants Feel Pain</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2010/06/04/in-which-king-vikram-explains-why-its-ok-to-be-vegetarian-even-though-plants-feel-pain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 22:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- O&#8217; King, I said, even as King Vikram carried me away to kill me. Let me tell you a story, at the end of which I&#8217;ll ask you a question. If you speak the answer, I&#8217;ll fly away. If you know the answer and keep silent, your head will burst into a thousand pieces, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which King Vikram Explains Why Bankers Should Not Get Paid Large Bonuses</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2010/06/03/in-which-king-vikram-explains-why-bankers-should-not-get-paid-large-bonuses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:55:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vikramandthevampire.com/?p=337</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[King Vikram hauled me on to his back with a view to ending my existence.  I shivered with fear, and at the same time, admired his persistence.
- O King! I said, by way of conversation. I will now tell you a story. At the end of this story, I&#8217;ll ask you a question. If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Story In Which a Daughter Shames A Responsible Father</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2010/05/26/a-story-in-which-a-daughter-shames-a-responsible-father/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 12:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vikramandthevampire.com/?p=297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From the speaker of a car, played the most beautiful Bollywood song by Kishore Kumar. I nodded my head in tune to the music till a hand shot out from underneath the branches and pulled me down.
-Foul vampire, King Vikram said just like so many of his ancestors. Today I will kill you!
-If you insist, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Story In Which People Give Up Jobs For Each Other</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2009/10/15/a-story-in-which-people-give-up-jobs-for-each-other/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vikramandthevampire.com/?p=261</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[King Vikram hauled me on to his back, his eyes red with bloody intent.
- O King! I said. You are mettlesome but your mettle is worthy of appreciation.  I will now tell you a story. At the end of this story, I&#8217;ll ask you a question. If you know the answer and speak it, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Story in Which A Government Official Does Not Take a Bribe</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2009/10/06/a-story-in-which-a-government-official-does-not-take-a-bribe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vikramandthevampire.com/?p=243</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[King Vikram wore a bristling look on his moustache. It was the look of a man determined to kill a vampire. My self-survival instincts kicked in. As soon as he carried me on to his back,  I began to tell a story.
-Let me tell you a story O’ King, I began. At the end [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Story In Which A Man Plants Tomatoes During An India Pakistan War</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2009/09/30/218/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vikramandthevampire.com/?p=218</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A fire engine blared down the street. King Vikram waited for the din to die down. He reached into the canopy of my tree and hauled me on to his back. He expressed an active interest in putting an end to the pestilence that was my very existence. 
I too dispensed with small talk. 
-Let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which A Man Wins The Love Of A Woman Through Deceit (Conclusion)</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2009/09/26/in-which-a-man-wins-the-love-of-a-woman-through-deceit-conclusion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://vikramandthevampire.com/?p=194</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The first part of the story can be read here. The Conclusion is presented below.
In Which A Man Wins The Love Of A Woman Through Deceit (Conclusion)
-You should not have told her about me, and how I used tired tricks to help you win her affection, his friend told Vijay.
-Nonsense, said Vijay. She doesn&#8217;t mind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which A Man Wins The Love Of A Woman Through Deceit</title>
		<link>http://vikramandthevampire.com/2009/09/25/in-which-a-man-wins-the-love-of-a-woman-through-deceit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a nice evening. Even the bats were in a good mood. Of course, King Vikram had to spoil it all by walking up to my tree, hauling me on to his back and threatening to kill me.
I resorted to my usual routine.
-Listen up, O&#8217; King, I said. I will tell you a story. [...]]]></description>
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